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I’m with Fred

… help Fred Thompson.

We’ve been holding off on endorsements here at McRingtail Comics largely because (1) I didn’t think the opinion of an anti-social raccoon and his sexually violent rooster friend would sway many reader, and (2) I figured an actual endorsement from said anti-social raccoon and his sexually violent rooster friend would hurt my preferred candidate.

But whatever. It’s late in the game, and my guy is behind. So I’m asking, if you’ve enjoyed this site over the last few months, or if at least it’s given you a cheap chuckle here and there, consider contributing to Fred Thompson.

Yes, at this point, Fred’s candidacy is, unfortunately, a longshot. But that said, it’s a shot worth taking because, in the end, his is a candidacy worthy of your support.

Why? In his own endorsement of Fred, Rick Moran of Right Wing Nuthouse writes:

He is a man who knows his mind and has the intellectual heft to flesh out his ideas in an impressive, rational, and completely logical way. He knows government, knows the Congress, and knows what he believes. As a communicator, he may lack passion. But he makes up for it by speaking clearly and concisely about issues he cares deeply about.

This touches on the two things that I think are most important in selecting a president. First, does he have a cogent, philosophical underpinning to his policy positions? Second, can he articulate his ideas to the American people?

The first question is is important because having a philosophy or ideology makes a candidate less likely to surrender on things he was elected to enact and to govern using something more dependable than a gut-feeling. Bill Clinton, for instance, had no philosophical undergirding towards governing absent preservation of his own power. While liberals may long for him now, I recall reading about their grumblings over how little he had achieved for them and the larger Democrat party when he left office. George W. Bush, on the other, had a gut-feeling approach to conservatism — which is why he’s right on some issue (like the war) and wrong on so many others (such as spending, the Harriet Myers nomination and immigration). Without a set philosophy to guide a president, policy becomes whatever feels right to him, which makes for inconsistent if not bad policy choices.

Similarly, the second question is crucial because it doesn’t matter if one has the best plan for America unless you can explain it well and convince others to buy into it. It’s been often said that during a war, the American public needs to be told early and often about the importance of what we’re doing in, say, Iraq, and how it fits into the larger war on terror. The Bush Administration has typically relied on press secretaries to get the message out, and understandably so; the White House hides President Bush because he’s not an able speaker, and even when he’s on the right side of an issue, it’s impossible to get a really good, clear speech from him. Unfortunately, this doesn’t cut it. On something as big as war, and often on even modest new domestic initiatives, it has to come from the president and it has to come from him regularly.

Thompson answers both the above questions in the positive. The man has a philosophical approach to conservatism. Just as importantly, he can convey big ideas with the clarity they need and the seriousness they deserve. Indeed, Moran notes in an update to his endorsement that Fred might be handicapped in the campaign because his arguments appeal more to the rational than to the emotional. Maybe so, but in a president, doesn’t that sound refreshing?

Bottom line: please join me in supporting Fred Thompson. A good showing in Iowa is crucial, so if you’re able, please contribute to Fred here.

The Muhammad Bear

Primitives.

UPDATE at 12:17pm, 11/30/07:

…Imagine my surprise when I read this:

Thousands of Sudanese, many armed with clubs and knives, rallied Friday in a central square and demanded the execution of a British teacher convicted of insulting Islam for allowing her students to name a teddy bear “Muhammad.”

[...] They called for [the teacher's] execution, saying, “No tolerance: Execution,” and “Kill her, kill her by firing squad.”

It’s a regime-sanctioned protest, so it’s conceivable that this is more a reflection of a corrupt, morally bankrupt government than a corrupt, morally bankrupt culture and religion. But since Sudan is a Muslim thugocracy (see the CIA World Factbook), that’s a distinction without a difference.

And another thing… The teacher was charged with inciting religious hatred, which is funny because, you know, it makes it sound as though they need a reason to feel religious hatred. And I wonder if they understand that stories of Muslims acting like this tend to inspire religious hatred as well. If only they showed half as much outrage over suicide-bombers named Muhammad as they do over plush toys named Muhammad.

UPDATE at 2:28pm, 11/30/07: This post is getting longer than the Narrator prefers to have on the front page, so I’ll put the rest of my application for a death-fatwa beneath the fold.

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A Word from Your Narrator…

We’ll be off schedule with strips this week what with Thanksgiving getting in the way of our normal Monday, Wednesday, Friday posts. Hopefully, I’ll have one more comic up before hitting the road early tomorrow, but if not, I wanted to wish whatever readers we may have a happy and safe Thanksgiving.

And with those uncharacteristically warm thoughts out of the way, McRingtail has some of his own holiday advice after the jump.

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Stay Tuned

… for various reasons, including sloth, a boycott to show solidarity with striking Hollywood writers, and a crippling depression owing to global warming (but mostly sloth), McRingtail Comics will be off the rest of this week.

Check back early next week for more four-color misanthropy with me and Duncan.

Fun with Physics!

Well, this is disgusting:

A Camden woman was arrested for allegedly videotaping a 16-year-old boy while he engaged in unlawful sexual contact with a 6-year-old girl, police said.

Rebecca S. Hoffmann, 38, of Camden was arrested Wednesday after Delaware State Police recovered a VHS tape that showed the boy engaging in the unlawful sexual contact. Police said that Hoffman was operating the camera during the incident.

Given the physics involved, were this cow to be hanged, it would probably result in decapitation. Such an outcome does not strike me as a bad thing.

The Mexican Post

Sometimes, there’s just too much news out there to do strips on. So I thought it might be fun to allow the critters do straight blog posts from time-to-time in a segment we’ll call –

Hola, McRingtail here. This article made me want to mine the border today. (Background here.)

MEXICO CITY (AP) — A Mexican Senate committee passed a measure Wednesday urging President Felipe Calderon to send a diplomatic note to the United States protesting the deportation of an illegal migrant who took refuge in a Chicago church for a year.

The committee also approved a scholarship to help her 8-year-old U.S.-born son, Saul, who is an American citizen and stayed in the United States.

What, no good schools south of the border?

“We cannot remain quiet in view of this injustice and must ask for firm action from our authorities,” Mexican Sen. Humberto Zazue said.

He accused the United States of violating international deportation accords by denying her access to the Mexican Consulate in Los Angeles.

I found this story fascinating for two reasons. First, who knew that Mexico had a senate? I thought they were a dictatorship ruled by whichever Telemundo actor was voted hairiest.

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