Greetings all, and welcome to Right Ringtail, my blog comic strip. Call it a “blomic” — that’s what I do.

Updating on Mondays, Wendesdays and Fridays, “Right Ringtail” will be telegraphing my offensive political views through the softening lens of cute, woodland creatures. So come along and follow the adventures of McRingtail, his brother Simon, buddy Duncan, and others as they try to navigate a world in which testosterone is increasingly a crime, global warming may mean having to give up toilet paper, and jihadis would just as well floss with their veins as talk to them!

Our world, in other words.