Fun with Physics!

Well, this is disgusting:

A Camden woman was arrested for allegedly videotaping a 16-year-old boy while he engaged in unlawful sexual contact with a 6-year-old girl, police said.

Rebecca S. Hoffmann, 38, of Camden was arrested Wednesday after Delaware State Police recovered a VHS tape that showed the boy engaging in the unlawful sexual contact. Police said that Hoffman was operating the camera during the incident.

Given the physics involved, were this cow to be hanged, it would probably result in decapitation. Such an outcome does not strike me as a bad thing.